Improvisations for swearing

British people often use so called “improvisations for swearing” which are words that sound similar to swear words but are not bad words. Here is a list of those expressions.

He told me to F off

(fuck off)

It’s flipping cold, isn’t it?

(fucking cold)

Oh, sugar !

(oh shit)

P off!

(piss off)

See You Next Tuesday

(cunt)

Shut the front door

(shut the fuck up)

I fudged it up

(I fucked it up), I didn’t succeed in doing it.